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    May 16

    历史课上,老师崩溃了。

    历史课上如何让老师崩溃的
     
     
    在一所来自世界各地的大学里的历史课上,教授正在向来自各国的同学提问:“要生存还是要灭亡。这句名言出自谁的口中? ”

    沉寂了半天之后,古田站起来说:“威廉·莎士比亚。”

    “很好,被誉为“欧洲的良心”是指谁?

    “罗曼·罗兰。”

    “要么给我自由,要么让我死。这句名言最早出自谁之口?”

    “1775年,巴特利克·亨利说的。”

    “很好,那么,‘民有、民治、民享’是谁说的。”

    “1863年,亚伯拉罕·林肯说的。”

    “完全正确,同学们,刚才回答问题的是位日本学生,可是作为欧洲国家的学生却答不出来,太遗憾了。”教授不无感慨的说道。

    “干掉小日本!” 突然有人发出一声喊叫。

    “谁!谁说的!”教授气得语音都颤抖了。

    “1945年,杜鲁门总统说的。”约翰站了起来。

    “你以为自己在干什么?”教授生气的说道。

    “麦当娜说的。”杰克也站了起来。

    “这真叫人恶心,简直无法无天了。”教授浑身气得发抖。

    “1991年,老布什会见韩国首相时候说的。”斯蒂芬也坐不住了。

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    David liuwrote:
    中国某商业巨片在日本译名为:《超爆乳 后唐の高级娘·狂喜乱舞黄金の铠甲》&《近亲相奸·义母の菊花哀号悲鸣五代十国编》 
    May 31
    wrote:
    好好笑
    笑翻天了
    肚皮也笑破了
    May 29

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